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« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2009, 03:42:19 am »

What do call an Indian child who is leaving home?

Indigo.

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« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2009, 09:10:34 am »

Hello here some thing to consider
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« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2009, 07:34:49 am »

Loving bugeye,
you are the first person told me that, i talk funny LOL

sorry if i created a mask like that.
i am a misfit and proud of it
like the brat in Simpsons lol

and my humble apologizes for your misconceptions, if any

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I am glad you have a very unique expression.

My own is fairly honest.

No need to apologize - my conceptions arn't important.



thank you, i am glad too

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« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2009, 07:12:13 am »

Loving bugeye,
you are the first person told me that, i talk funny LOL

sorry if i created a mask like that.
i am a misfit and proud of it
like the brat in Simpsons lol

and my humble apologizes for your misconceptions, if any

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I am glad you have a very unique expression.

My own is fairly honest.

No need to apologize - my conceptions arn't important.

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« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2009, 02:24:47 am »

Yeah Osho was the controversial Guru.

His freedom extended in truth. In truth freedom extends sexuality as we know it. He did not let that stop him. He spoke his truth univerally and when It came to sex he did not compromise.

That is why many new age "gurus" will deny knowing him and yet preach and practice what he taught. Osho is one more man like Jesus who did NOT sell his truth for anyone.
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« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2009, 04:22:20 pm »

Loving bugeye,
you are the first person told me that, i talk funny LOL

sorry if i created a mask like that.
i am a misfit and proud of it
like the brat in Simpsons lol

and my humble apologizes for your misconceptions, if any

deveswar
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« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2009, 12:49:25 pm »

He looks positively delightful, and quite funny with the beard and robes. I'll have to google the dude and learn the wonderful prose.

I'm very happy we speak at last Dev (If I may call you Dev). Didn't know what to make of you at first 'coz you talk kinda funny.

I'm used to it now though and I see you like to laugh, which suits me just fine 'coz I like to joke around.

On ya sport.

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In modern time's i had never gone through any one else
who inspired me so much, with laughter he taught

he give me the beauty of my words, if any
he showed me how to talk, how to create
how to walk, how to dance, how to love

most of all how to be celebrating,
not to celibate  lol

i am indebted to many masters
Osho, i am one with him

with loving salutations to this shape shifter of twenty first century
who influenced "new age thoughts, unknowingly to most

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« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2009, 09:06:41 am »

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In modern time's i had never gone through any one else
who inspired me so much, with laughter he taught

he give me the beauty of my words, if any
he showed me how to talk, how to create
how to walk, how to dance, how to love

most of all how to be celebrating,
not to celibate  lol

i am indebted to many masters
Osho, i am one with him

with loving salutations to this shape shifter of twenty first century
who influenced "new age thoughts, unknowingly to most

deveswar


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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2009, 08:31:14 am »

I thought Osho was like a person who considers himself very wize and writes books and stuff about nicities etc. Is that true?

I don't see an avatar Osho here.

Who or what is Osho?

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« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2009, 03:11:47 am »

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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2009, 01:25:51 am »

How many Quantum Physiscysts to change a light bulb?

What light bulb?
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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2009, 03:09:05 pm »

Oh you two are deplorable. Hehehehehe.

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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 12:31:27 am »

Hahaha Good one lynn. Reminds me of this one.

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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 02:47:07 pm »

MMMMMMMMMMMMM Don't know what it is that makes blonde's supposedly big thicker than others >>>>>>>>>Dahhhhh and no I'm not blonde heheheehheehe


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