bugeye
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2009, 03:05:28 pm » |
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Ya Make-a me laffe.
heheheheheheheh.
Order! order!
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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2009, 05:36:40 am » |
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Hahahaha! My favourite was the last one. You go doc! =D
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For those who don't believe, there is no proof possible; for those who do believe, there is no proof necessary.
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« on: June 19, 2009, 05:01:46 am » |
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Actual Court Sayings!
Question 11. Q: Now doctor, isnt it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesnt know about it until the next morning?
Question 12. Q: The youngest son, the 22 year old, how old is he?
Question 13. Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Question 14. Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Question 15. Q: Did he kill you?
Question 16. Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of collision?
Question 17. Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
Question 18. Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
Question 19. Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: What were you doing at the time?
Question 20. Q: She had three children right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: none. Q: Were there any girls?
Question 21. Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? A: yes Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Question 22. Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather eleborate honeymoon, didnt you? A: I went to Europe, Sir. Q: And you took your new wife?
Question 23. Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Question 24. Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Question 25. Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male or female?
Question 26. Q: Doctor how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Question 27. Q: All your responses must be oral, OK,? What school did you go to? A: Oral
Question 28. Q: Do you recall the time you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Question 29. Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Question 30. Q:Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So it was possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brains was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patien have still been alive nevertheless? A: It is possible that he coulkd have been alive and practicing law somewhere
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