Old Timer Sex heheehhehehehe

[Medusa]

Wicked Candlelight hun..................

[Eugene66]

Good thinking. (If you are not self concious)

[candlelight]

 
An   Arizona couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an  elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..'



He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.


T he next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row.

The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'


The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.

She's married; so we can't go to her house.

I'm married; and we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $98.

The Hilton charges $139.

We do it here for $50, and
Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.

[Medusa]

brilliant...............

Why thank you hehheheehhehe

Came through as an email this morn


Medusa

[harryhoudini]

  brilliant...............

[Medusa]

Old Timer Sex ....

 
 (This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!)

 
 The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
 
 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

 'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

 A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, thinks, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.  I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

 The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

 The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.

 Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.  This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.

 Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

 The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

 After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

 So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together.  Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Sixty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'