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The Male Ego

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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2009, 10:52:32 am »

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« on: July 16, 2009, 03:58:34 am »

A man likes a phone with lots of buttons. It makes us feel important. ~

~ Men don't get lost but sometimes we like to explore alternative desinations. ~

~ We must be the first to read the newspaper in the mornings. Not being the first is upsetting to our psyches. ~

~ Men are self-confident because we grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have a poor self-image because they grow up identifying with Barbie. ~

~ Never trust a man who says that he's the boss at home ~ he'll probably lie about other things as well. ~

~ We tend to view life as a competition. If some one is better at something than we are, we pretend it's not important. ~

~ The reason Moses wandered the desert for 40 years because he refused to ask directions.

~ If you're a watch as a present for a man make sure it has mutliple functions. For example: a combination of address book, Swiss Army knife and piano. ~

Some Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say
~ While I'm up, can I get anything for you? ~
~ No, I don't want another beer. I have work tomorrow. ~
~ I think we're lost. Let's ask for directions. ~
~ I'm really ill, but don't worry ~ I can fend for myself. ~
~ Her boobs are too big. ~
~ We haven't been shopping for ages ~ let's go looking for a new carpet. ~
~ I think Barry Manilow's a groovin' sex machine. ~
~No, I insist. You cleaned the oven last week. Now it's my turn. ~
~ This movie has too much nudity. ~
~ Forget the football ~ let's talk about feelings. ~
~ I understand...
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