dont walk under ladders. (makes sense)
Breaking a mirror is seven years bad luck. (why seven?)
Spilled salt should be disposed of over your left shoulder.
A praying mantis in your house means good luck.
A lizzard or any little reptile means change is afoot.
Honey bees bring money and good vibes.
Do not lick a knive blade clean. Also a bad omen but I forgot. Maybe it gives you bad memory because I don't give a hoot about it.(also stops you from cutting your tounge by mistake.)
Dont drink anything from a cup or mug when there is a spoon in it.(Also prevents you sticking it in your eye by mistake. It happened to me.)
When you lie on your back and eat you will grow horns.
(also prevents choking.)
Masturbation will grow hair in your palms. (also prevents you from loving yourself too much
) (I wonder if they are gonna grow through my blisters? I was alone last night.
I think these last four were just made up to get children to behave.
The last few im howling with laughter over lololol
Hairy palms - hmmmmmm lol
only come across one patient of mine whos mum found him - relieving himself.
She superglued his tackled to his hand - he had to walk to the infirmary like that.
Word of warning to males - dont let us woman catch you stroking the worm!
Oh - an OLD one my gran told me was never shine a light in a shadow?
Seemingly a shadow is there for protection - shine a light in it and you will see all the horrors of the world at night.
Think it was a bit like the bloody mary thing in the mirror - tried that once when i was drunk - 10 stitches later as i slipped and smashed my forehead in lol
woooo - sorry rambling - been scuba diving all day!!
Nitrogen - weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i love this guy --->