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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2009, 06:38:33 pm »

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« on: August 30, 2009, 05:35:51 am »

This is wicked hehehehehehehe


Subject: Cowboy Bud

 


A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous  pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of  dust..
 
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses  and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you  exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me  a calf?"
Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully  grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects  it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the  Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his  location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

 The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and  exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg ,Germany . Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image  has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL  database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his  Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
 
 Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,  miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have
exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

 "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.
 
 He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with  amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
 
Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what  your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
 
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why  not?"
 
"You're a Congressman for the U.S.Government", says Bud.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"


"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even  though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already  knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of  equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. ...

Now give me back my dog.
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